A man took his girlfriend’s pit bull puppy for a walk Sunday, minutes before the Steeler’s game was to begin. Unfortunately for the puppy this man,William Woodson, of Bridgeville, was a Steelers fan. The dog was “uncooperative” on this walk prompting the man to hurry things along by kicking it down the road. Dogs can pick up on people’s moods pretty easily so it’s no wonder the puppy didn’t want to go on a walk with him. An upset Michael Vick* was reached for comment. He stated “The situation with the pit bull in Pennsylvania greatly troubles me. You’re supposed to kill the dog after you fight them. That’s the only way to get your money’s worth.”
*Michael Vick was not really reached for comment. That’s a joke.