Sammy Sosa Found A Job Opening

A new position opened up in the land of celebrities. After the loss of Michael Jackson we were missing our “formerly dark complected celebrity turned pale white.” That role has now been filled by no other than Sammy Sosa.

He claims it is the results of a facial cream. One that he might now endorse. I do not see where he is going with this move. He just lost his last ounce of credibility.

Besides even if he looked good like this, I think the face is already taken. Vince Vaughn anyone?

Sammy Sosa Vince Vaughn face

Sammy Sosa Vince Vaughn face

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Published in: on November 13, 2009 at 11:46 am  Comments (1)  
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  1. he looks like he has some kinda skin disease


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